bald headed miner

an erection. Plain and simple.

John pulls a fitty, takes her back to his flat and introduces her to his 'bald headed miner'.

by Cecil Squeezepipe October 3, 2011

bald-headed champ

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

by danejuan July 10, 2005

bald headed cunt (BHC)

young adult, male, succumbing to prematurely shaven temple. a futile attempt to preserve dignity, masking the inevitable onset of recession.

associate of anally retarded behaviour. socially inadaquate.

"check out the bhc, he's full of mince"

by chun December 3, 2004

bald headed sally

woman who shaved her head bald

Deb got the hair clippers and gave herself a bald headed sally

by yamamamon January 7, 2012

bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

bald-headed genius

Slang for a man's "other head", e.g., his penis.

When it comes to the ladies, I always follow the advice of the bald-headed genius.

by LarryGuccione April 4, 2010

Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.

Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!

by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019