Makeshift Birdbath

When you shit a woman's mouth and then dip your balls in it.

I took Stacy home and she let me build a makeshift birdbath. Shit was wild.

by Dr. Pigeon September 23, 2023

Makeshift vajayjay

What plastic surgeons create when one undergoes a sex change or anything molded to imitate a vagina that is used for sexual purposes

Michael is really pounding that makeshift vajayjay

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker November 24, 2023

Backshift

When your friend uses this an an excuse not to turn up to an event

Hey Sean....me and some of the chaps are going to watch the footy later and have a few beers, you coming?

Sorry guys....I'm on the backshift

by Troymck June 22, 2024

Blueshift

the displacement of the spectrum to shorter wavelengths in the light coming from distant celestial objects moving toward the observer.

The astronomers observed a blueshift in the light emitted by the distant galaxy, indicating that it was moving towards our own Milky Way.

by Arminkshipper December 3, 2024