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Bailout

Broke people giving away their money so rich people don't go broke.
Every taxpayer would have to pay over $6000 for this bailout!
by Marcus Sweets September 24, 2008
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Balloon fetishism

A sexual fetish from people feel attracted for a balloon. These balloons can be simply party balloons or any inflated pool toy.

These fetishists use the balloons in masturbation to stimulate themselves or simulate a partner. They buy bigger ballons +18" (inch) to increase the climax and get a better orgasm.

This fetish is documented since ballons commercial mass introducing in 50's but only with Internet popularity the adepts organized themselves in communities and feel relief for knowing that they aren't alone in the world. There's a industry feed they including pay sites, virtual stores where they can buy balloons of any size or color.

For a fetishist, get a each time bigger and giant balloon is very important - the visual stimulation and touch sensation increases with the size of the balloon.
I feel very excited when I seat in a balloon and put it between my legs. Balloon fetishism is great!
by Phair May 26, 2006
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balloon muff

See gunt. It looks like one has placed a blown balloon down the front there.
Damn, shes got a hell balloon muff.
by 4/20 February 23, 2008
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Baillargeoned

1. A circumstance evoking abnormal discomfort or mild injury towards an individual in a humorous manner.

2. to be tricked or pranked

3. Humiliated completely, as in disrespected.
My friend tripped me as I walked:
"I was baillargeoned by my friend." or "My friend baillargeoned me."

That bird just baillargeoned me, I have poop all over me!
by The Coathanger August 10, 2009
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balloonimous

Of or like a balloon.
He had become so completely full of himself; his head was balloonimous.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
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Diarrhea Balloon

When you fill a water balloon with your own diarrhea and throw it at someone, drenching them in your own feces.
John wanted to get revenge on Pete because he had screwed his wife the night before, so he decided to throw a Diarrhea Balloon at him.
by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014
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Chinese spy balloon

A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon

Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
by Phys the rapist February 8, 2023
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