I’ll get the chip bag

1. When you’re too poor or too young to get a flesh light so you use a chip bag 2. When you don’t have any tissues so you beat off into a chip bag.

Kenny: Shit I wish I had a fleshlight.
Stan: I’ll get the chip bag.

by XNarz September 25, 2019

all that and a bag of potato chips

Someone that is sleek, styling, and really, really greasy.

I don't like non-ruffled chips!

by Zach G. January 16, 2004

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.

Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

by big,healthy,husky,fluffy,DAMN! July 6, 2014

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

A whole bag of chip

When you think that man is a whole snack but more.

Dang Chris Brown is that and a whole bag of chips

by bmatic2 March 2, 2020

chip bags

chip bags is a term for people whos heads are mostly full of air and are just complete dickheads

mikes people are a bunch of chip bags

by peepeepoopoo checcckk October 4, 2020

all that and a bag of chips

The greatest show on nttv🍪

Amazing human: what show should I watch tonight?

Another amazing human: you should watch all that and a bag of chips!

Amazing person: that sounds like a fantastic ide!

by Rahrahrarara September 8, 2023