backson

A man with a 7 inch cock and likes to date good Christian girls

Hey that kid is a backson!

by Hayden Arnold April 19, 2017

backlogged

When you pooh twice in one day because you did not pooh the day before.

I have to use the bathroom again, because I am totally backlogged

by Donald J. Drumpf June 4, 2016

Backtone

Surrounding melody behind or the background of, audible frequencies

*also a synonym to the phrase background music*

“Yo that backtones sick, what is it?”
“oh it’s the halo theme song over a funny video”

by Linkiscl February 20, 2019

russian backloader

The Russian backloader is a sex act in which the giving end spreads the anus of the receiving end (Normally female) with his/her fingers. The dom then proceeds to insert pastries and/or different dry foods into the anus of the dominated partner. The couple then engages in vaginal pleasure until the dominated partner is approaching ejaculation, at which point they ejaculate into the mouth of the dominator while simultaneously excreting the inserted pastries or other foods. Usually a very mess oriented occasion.

“Hey bro, my girl and I tried the Russian backloader last night”
“Awesome! What was it like?”
“It was erotic af ngl”

by FineWineForTwo September 17, 2020

Backons

An arse valley wank...(not to be mistaken for anal sex..it's similar to a tit wank).

The woman lies on her front while her guy sits on the small of her back facing her feet. He pops his penis between her bottom cheeks and squeezes them together...and off he goes!

Lube recommended.

Sam was concerned when Danny asked her for a Backons...but after he'd explained that it wouldn't make her eyes water, she agreed...and actually found it quite pleasurable (she was even able to finish her crossword).

by Miss Smith January 26, 2008

backload

to take a few drinks at a pub, and come back home and drink heavily so as to avoid huge pub expenses.

He never gets drunk at pubs because he has made it a point to backload at home.

by uttam maharjan June 26, 2010

Backionism

Backionism is a belief of that when you die you will forget completely about your last life and if you were a good person you will go to a different universe in a good time period in that universe, and if you were a bad person then you would go to a different universe in a bad time period in that universe. The odds that you come back to Earth that we have right now is 1 in 2 trillion.

I believe in backionism.

by FlamgoFan24 April 29, 2020