Secret Backhand

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.

I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

by Prime Time April 7, 2005

double-backhand-bitch-slap

(said as one word.) The act of backhand bitch slapping someone (especially someone who is a bitch) twice in succession.

She wouldn't listen, so I had no choice but to double-backhand-bitch-slap her.

by Matty O January 19, 2004

Backhand-therapy

parenthetical element: meaning needs "to be beaten", or referring to domestic violence. Added to a sentence to describe a woman or child that should be shown the back of one's hand to modify their behavior to not be "bitchy", or "bratty".

When observing a scene in which a man's girlfriend spoke back, or insulted him in front of his friends in a "bitchy" tone. His friends were noted to say, "Did you see the way Carla treated Darren this afternoon, she's in need of some backhand-therapy!

by Corpsehustler August 6, 2012

Epic Backhand

a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.

Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....

by Winkmaster Wink October 28, 2010

Trevor backhand

To be hit by a weapon that was not aimed at you, from an enemy unaware that you are behind them.

Fucking hell I just got trevor backhanded again!

by trevorthebackhand December 29, 2018

Pakistani Backhand

While wanking, to:
a)While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool. Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
b)Have your hand reversed (palm on top) grip.

Another position to Masturbate

Just wacked off pakistani backhand..

by Love It Lots October 28, 2010