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I was havin' dem babies

An excuse for a long inexplicable absence.
e.g. someone was gone to the toilet for a very long time:
Person 1: Wow, where were you all this time?
Person 2: Oh, you know. I was havin' dem babies.
by SparkleGlitterCakes September 26, 2011
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pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.
William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.
by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023
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Babies

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s
"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."
by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017
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Killing Babies

Slang for jerking off.
Killing off thousands of possible babies.
Ill be right back, I have to go kill some babies.

Hes in the bathroom Killing Babies.
by KILLKEV March 10, 2005
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babi

word use by malaysian for pig,quite rude in that country
1: i sleep with your mum last night..
2: you babi
by keymark January 1, 2018
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BABII

People who ship and love OFFGUN with all their heart. ARF ARF BARK BARK GRRRRR ARF ARF.
"Babiis are saying that offgun is married."
"Well, thats true."
by tumcialovesme October 14, 2020
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National kick Babies day

Every 11th of January you maybe kick any baby without getting arrested
It's National kick Babies day
Approach the baby kick the baby, baby goes '' ahhhh''.
by D3n1ss January 2, 2021
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