Bathtub Dick

When a chicks pussy is so wet and you've been fucking for a while your dick becomes wrinkled.

Man i was fucking the shit outta denise last night for so long she gave me Bathtub Dick!

by ghphilly December 19, 2010

Bathtub Sack

A reference to a scrotum that is very loose and elastic-like. Could occur in warm bath water or any other situation in which your privates are very warm and stationary.

My sack is hanging out of the bottom of my shorts, I've got a serious case of Bathtub Sack.

by hotcarl9211 May 2, 2010

Bathtub Tang

A jug of tang which is made from the bathtub due to the kitchen sink being too full of dishes to fit the pitcher under the faucet.

Would either of you gentlemen care for a glass of bathtub tang?

by WeaponTHPS October 12, 2010

bathtub goat

1. Pic a girl sends a guy instead of a nude.
2. Pic a girl sends when he asks for nude and she's not interested.

I asked her for nudes but she sent this bathtub goat pic instead.

by TavG April 19, 2020

bathtub brew

Drugs or alcohol made at home in a bathtub or similar vessel.

Consumption of George's potent bathtub brew led to widespread vomiting at the party.

by Pink Fish November 22, 2006

Bathtub Madonna

A portagee law jockey, or a poor man's version of the virgin mary in a half-shell.

These shrines most often house a statue of the Blessed Virgin and are constructed by upending an old bathtub and burying one end.

Fall River 1: Hey, Mariário look behind the chain link fence, is that a new bathtub madonna?

Fall River 2: Sim.

by 2Black2Strong February 11, 2012

Bathtub Ass Splash

When a guy and a girl sit at the opposite ends of a bathtub and the guy turns around and puts the water spicket up his ass. Then turns the water on full blast and leaves it that way until he is so full of water he can’t hold it and the pressure is pushing him off the spicket. He then turns around and blasts his girlfriend with his ass water.

Jeff Lee is a master of bathtub ass splashing.

by dr. awful March 26, 2010