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Avondale Hot Brown

To give someone an orgasm of such intensity they lose control of their sphincter and shit the bed
"He gave me the D so good I had an Avondale Hot Brown and now I don't think he'll ever call me again"
by Herbert LaVerga July 5, 2016
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anondae

brown haired anime girl who watches anime all the time
boy 1: dude what’s her name?

boy 2: oh, anondae. she watches anime.
by kso04 August 12, 2021
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Obsolete Avoidance

The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!".

Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".
by SmudgeJack February 6, 2012
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UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver)

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.
When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.
by MarkusEverest April 19, 2013
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Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours
Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!
by PV Person June 30, 2021
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alonda

doesn't cry over spilt milk, but will over wet socks
A: Ah...my socks are wet!
B: you are such an Alonda
by brockie March 24, 2008
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avonya

A beautiful maiden who is upbeat and clumsy often gets boys by using nice and humorous gestures
Avonya is nice and intelligent
by GardenofEden October 21, 2013
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