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Averse Canoodling

To kiss and hug someone (often times comicly) in an attempt to get them to squeel and or react in a manner as if they dislike the behavior. Often done as a parent to a small child as if to embarrass them.
The mother embarrassed her third grade son by averse canoodling him in front of his classmates, Johnny was not amused.
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Aver

An annoy bitch who kicks and punches random people for no reason
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Child support aversion

the act of behaving or changing one's behavior to avoid being put on them papers.
1. a tactic, act, or actions that tricks one's baby momma
He acted like they were together in an tactic called child support aversion.
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Aver

the people named aver are usually just normal or your best buds
“Hey aver come play with us after school kay?”
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Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS)

A psychological condition characterized by an extreme and irrational aversion towards individuals who abstain from consuming onions. Individuals afflicted with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) display symptoms of severe derangement, often exhibiting fits of frustration, anger, or rage when confronted with someone who declines food containing onions or inquires about its onion content. This syndrome manifests as an exaggerated emotional response, leading affected individuals to lash out or become agitated in situations involving onions or onion-related dietary choices.
Despite Sarah's best efforts to politely decline dishes containing onions, her colleague Betty often succumbs to Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS), erupting into fits of frustration whenever Sarah's dietary preferences are mentioned.

Tom's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) became evident at the dinner party when he aggressively berated his friend for refusing to taste the onion-laden appetizer.

Jenny's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) reached a peak when her roommate opted not to order pizza with onions, prompting a vicious outburst about culinary preferences.

The online forum erupted into chaos when a user with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) attacked another member when they suggested a recipe should not include onion, sparking an all caps meltdown about dietary choices.
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loss aversion

(business psychology) Psychological trick/practice used in video-games, where players obtain items, but are later threatened to lose those items if they do not pay. This practice gave birth to more subtle battlepasses.
Yep, that game just took that seasonal premium item from me...dirty loss aversion tactic, I'm uninstalling this crap.
by ONG3N April 19, 2022
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Averitis

Averitis: noun. (A-verr-eye-tis), P-Virus (psychological), a virus which is contracted by individuals/living organisms after contact with a host body (also known as Communicable Ginger Subjugation); a condition of the living animal or plant body or of one of its parts that impairs normal functioning and is typically manifested by distinguishing signs and symptoms including:

I. Abulia - a loss of will power
II. Anhedonia - an inability to experience pleasure
III. Anxiety, Anxiousness - a relatively permanent state of worry and nervousness occurring in a variety of mental disorders, usually accompanied by compulsive behavior or attacks of panic
IV. Agitation - a mental state of extreme emotional disturbance, usually resulting in volatile/violent attacks of rage
V. Dissociation - a state in which some integrated part of a person's life becomes separated from the rest of the personality and functions independently

-Infection severity depends on length and amount of contact with the host and/or any infected individuals.
-Etymology: First documented infection on or near the 30th parallel, of the south-eastern quadrant of La Crosse, WI, USA. Other cases have been reported, but no substantial evidence of contamination could be found.
Wow, i had no idea that one girl could so severely screw a poor kids life, and yearn to destroy all that walks in her path. She is the devil? I think so. She must definitely have a case of the Averitis.
by freeballerLAX January 5, 2010
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