by Natalia🦋 August 18, 2021
Get the Automatonophobia-46 mug.When a celebrity or otherwise publicly known person dies and all the bitches take to Facebook/Social Media to act as though they're upset and it's so devastating when in reality by the next week nobody remembers and they really didn't give two shits anyway but feel it's socially required to post to social media.
Oh no Bobby Sue, Anthony Bordain died, my life will now be incomplete from here to eternity so I'm gonna have to automorn him and express my grieving to all my friends...
Hey Ron, did you hear David Bowie died? No way, how can I ever go on living, it's devastating.
Hey Ron, did you hear David Bowie died? No way, how can I ever go on living, it's devastating.
by spazzeric June 14, 2018
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The type of person who (for lack of brains, consideration or any other reason) cannot use an ATM in a timely manner.
Common behavior includes re-reading the screen several times, making incorrect selections despite the thorough reading process, and at the end of the transaction scrutinizing their receipt (before standing aside) like what just transpired was a miracle...all while oblivious to the growing line.
Extreme cases involve the mom who thinks it’s cute to have her 3 year old press the buttons, the business owner who thinks its ok to scan 72 checks in a row, and elderly person who forgot their glasses and "don't know how these machines work anyway".
Common behavior includes re-reading the screen several times, making incorrect selections despite the thorough reading process, and at the end of the transaction scrutinizing their receipt (before standing aside) like what just transpired was a miracle...all while oblivious to the growing line.
Extreme cases involve the mom who thinks it’s cute to have her 3 year old press the buttons, the business owner who thinks its ok to scan 72 checks in a row, and elderly person who forgot their glasses and "don't know how these machines work anyway".
Boss: Hey, haven't you been at lunch for over 2 hours now?
Employee: Yeah, but I was stuck behind an ATMoron. He was just trying to withdraw $20 and it took an hour.
Employee: Yeah, but I was stuck behind an ATMoron. He was just trying to withdraw $20 and it took an hour.
by JoulesPerSecond January 11, 2011
Get the ATMoron mug.Hipster A: "Did you fill out that stupid survey email we got?"
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Hipster B: "No, I had my phone do it automatronically."
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