Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.

Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."

by Disentropy April 27, 2020

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Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

by Trixtah December 4, 2010

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Autocorrect

A thing that is supposed to be useful, but it is just really annoying.

"Man I hate autocorrect"

by Chickenocity March 23, 2021

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false autocorrecting

(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector

Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here

stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake

by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020

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autocorrect

leave me the fuck alone. i swear your such a ducking whore. YOU JUST CHANGED MY FUCKING TO DUCKING- i stg i shall BEAT YOUR ASS NOW! ok leave me alone. stupid whore. oh- thanks for helping me spell stupid right ;)

madison: did you see that?

gandalf: oh stupid autocorrect

madison: what a fucking bitch!

madison again: oh wait she didn’t change the fucking to ducking 😉

by Dogs are my life I luv them January 1, 2021

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