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Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.
Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
by Disentropy April 27, 2020
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Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
by Trixtah December 4, 2010
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Autocorrecting

When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.

When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.
I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.

If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.
by tsteele937 May 31, 2023
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Autocorrect

When Apple corrects your every fucking word to a word you don’t want.
Oh no! I didn’t mean that! Ugh, damn autocorrect.”
by bobababie February 20, 2020
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Verbal Autocorrect

When you accidentally say a word that sounds like another word, even though they have completely separate meanings.
Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"

Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"
by Y0UR_REAL_NAME. October 18, 2022
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des's autocorrect

When you turn autocorrect on because your typos were turning against you but then even your autocorrect turns against you.
Example:

Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao

Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.

Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?

Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh

Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.
by Sir Kyrie October 20, 2021
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autocorrect

autocorrect is annoying as fuck
by idk1772829 April 18, 2022
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