August

August looks like a quiet, lovable nerd, but when you get to know her you find out immediately that you have joined a cult. She is positively insane and will not be afraid to verbally slay you. Her best quality is her thoughtfulness. She will always remember your birthday and get everyone to sign the handmade card she made for you. She will decorate your locker with streamers and make a bigger deal out of it than you ever wanted but you love her for it. She is an altogether amazing person and you are lucky to have her in your life.

Is that August?

Person 1: ahh! Stay away!
Person 2: what do you mean, she’s so quiet
Person 3: bows down and praises their god

by Marshmeloof January 28, 2020

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August

International Entanglement month, inspired by Jada P. Smith's Red Table episode.

Her: "Babe, I got in an entanglement with Mark last month"
Me: "Bitch it ain't even August yet"

by KyngButler July 14, 2020

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August

if you're born in August, you parents failed no nut November.

person 1:wait, waaaait, WAAAAAAIT, You were born in August right
person 2: yep. no. nonono.
person 1: YOU'RE PARENTS FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER
person 2: Dont go there
person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
person 2: Emily said the same thing last year

by random123456789990 May 01, 2020

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Augusting

The failure to reply appropriately to specific questions in an email, in turn, causing more confusion. As defined by Adam Carolla and Bald Bryan on the Adam Carolla Show, referring to Adam's manager Mike August.

I emailed Mike to see what day/time he wanted to meet us at the CPK, and he simply replied, "Great!" Now, we're 26 emails in and he's still augusting me.

by urban_turban April 02, 2015

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August

Beautiful strong girl. Loves to listen to music and doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit. Is a great independent girl but wants to share with someone but can’t find anyone that is able to handle her crazy no polar fun ass . Is great full for everything she got but still fights for more on her own time . Doesn’t care about any stupid or teacher that annoys her she will slap the shit outta someone. Looks for someone that can be supportive and has a big dick so suck hers she’s beautiful and sweet and crazy all I need in a good girlfriend. Caution will cut ur dick off.

August is crazy

by Bubble red July 04, 2018

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