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apostrophise 

the process of adding apostrophe's to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th'whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.
i had to apostrophise th'tweet, it was faaar too long!
apostrophise by silentasaQ January 26, 2010

Fatastrophic 

Describes something that is so fat or unhealthy that it is catastrophic to your health or well-being. This can include thoughts or actions.
Example 1.) I want a cupcake but eating one would be so fatastrophic.
Example 2.) Did you see Jimmy at lunch? He ate a whole large pizza all by himself, that is so fatastrophic!!
Fat Obese Overweight Unhealthy Catastrophic Binge Health
Fatastrophic by Krissyalynn July 11, 2016

Aftastrophe 

The After Movie
The movie was an Aftastrophe
Aftastrophe by Afterfan July 10, 2019

catastrophic malfunction

In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.
A catastrophic malfunction is not good considering a bunch of metal can be flying in your face.

CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE 

A CONDITION THAT LONELY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE AFTER HAVING BEEN DUMPED BY THEIR MATES, WITH NO HOPE OF LOVING OR BEING LOVED; A FEELING OF LOVELESSNESS; A LONGING TO HOLD YOUR FUTURE MATE IN YOUR ARMS, ONLY TO REALIZE THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
JOHN DOE HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** AFTER BEING DUMPED BY **THE MAN OF HIS LIFE!!**

down catastrophic 

Our lives are down catastrophic
down catastrophic by lexiandannie October 7, 2022