astrological cooking

Cooking defined by your astrological sign and daily horoscope.

I read my daily horoscope today. It said in terms of astrological cooking that my zodiac sign required me to make pan seared tuna for dinner today.. I did just that.

by Uncle Dimma September 3, 2022

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

astronomical odds

Odds predicting extremely unlikely results or events, like rainfall in deserts, or odds predicting one particular result among countless (an astronomical amount of) other possibilities, e.g., a lottery.

The astronomical odds predicting the remote chance of a meteorite crashing into your home are no cause for concern.

by Kurapika June 12, 2014

Astrological

Having to do with astrophysics.

The definition of the moon cycles in science class today were astrological in a correct way.

by olliejack007 June 29, 2016

astronomicalofugus

an enormous or inconceivably large poisonous fish

The solution to David Draven's hang man puzzle is "astronomicalofugus"

by Matt Norwood December 17, 2003

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 15, 2011

Astronomical Epic Win

When even saying "epic win" is an understatement.

*After seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.

And he lands it.*

Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!

by Lol-a-rama November 3, 2009