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People are skeptical about astrology for a reason. An astrology book tells you that an Aquarian is cozy in a hammock. There's a lot of people who go and get a hammock, and there's no way all of them could be Aquarians. That's like saying if you meet somebody who likes pizza or red wine, you can tell they are an Aries. Then, if you question what you're reading, astrology tells you that the traits don't apply to every single person, and where the planets were in the sky when they were born can alter someone's personality. Some people would still say they're right about astrology, now that they've explained it that way, that sounds good to them, but to others it starts to sound a little bit silly (much like the bible).
Information about astrology is like information from scientists, politicians, or religion, it's questionable.
by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020
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bullshit that some mf made up while high on more than one drug. for some reason worthless hoes decide to determine their life and personality based on some stupid 'zodiac' sign. btw this is important because for some reason they select men based on this. (natural selection?)
Girl: OMG, he's an aries
Boy: Stfu u astrology mf now you seem less and less attractive
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“Are you into astrology?” “Fuck no it’s all bullshit and space racism girl”
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Dinosaurs have tails because of astrology.
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Astrology is a dumb ass excuse for things somebody would do.
Something that most white girls will ask you on your fist date.
White Girl: What is your zodiac sign?
Boy: I dont believe in astrology because people shoud take responsibility for the dumb shit they do,rather than blame what they do on what month they are born in.
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this breed of human is the most if not the MOST toxic people on the planet they will determine your persona based off your ZODIAC SIGN... also they will break up with you based off our sign to witch is total BS and they base there whole life around there SIGN to the point where its not funny like if someone is a Scorpio for example THEY WILL BASE THERE WHOLE IDENTITY OFF THE SIGN!!
(a perfectly random kid) YOU JUST F*CKING KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY!!
(the Astrology Girl) Oh sorry I'm just being a Scorpio.
by Shpooks June 12, 2023
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