asswip

When your friend dies in fortnite but has 20 kills

F##K YOU ASSWIP

by no body just a 69 fan February 14, 2019

asswipe

This is what you call someone who's realy pissin' you off

It's usually added onto "shut the fuck up you...." and you have to say it as if you are out of breath else it looses it's meaning

by not shown May 5, 2003

asswipe

JERK !!

When this word was coined in 1984 this is what it meant. It never meant anything about someone's ass or some piece of tool to clean it with.

Get out of here asswipe !

by clickhere July 19, 2006

asswipe

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton is Hillary's asswipe!

by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004

asswipe

One who is the same as a cloth that wipes the crap from my ass.

My husband is an asswipe.

by lgeorge May 10, 2006

asswipe

Current (as of Nov. 2007) president of the United States.

I would love to use George W Bush as an asswipe.

by Judy Sweetland December 16, 2007

Asswipe

1.When one takes a poo,shit,dump,log,etc,he/she mostly uses something,usually toilet paper but mostly anything on hand to wipe ones ass.
2.A loser,who one thinks as much of as something used to wipe the ass.

1.Shit!Where'es the asswipes?!
2.Get a load of that dick.What an asswipe.

by c4/\/\ July 13, 2005