reading assignment

Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.

I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.

by The Real Driller November 19, 2023

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english assignment

the stupid thing that I have to do by monday or im cooked

Agathe: Liam we have to work on our english assignment

Liam: we'll just do it all tomorrow lol

Agathe: its was literally due 3 months ago

Liam: Hmm

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead May 24, 2024

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assignment euphoria

That feeling when your tiredness and sleepiness magically "disappears" as you finish your college assignment

After weeks of stress and late nights, I finally submitted my project and experienced assignment euphoria—suddenly, I felt wide awake and ready to celebrate!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

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Mystery Assignment

When your teacher assigns an assignment on google classroom without a due date, so it doesn't appear on the homepage

Teacher: Did everyone do the assignment I posted yesterday?
Kid: What assignment?
Teacher: Click on our google classroom page
Kid: Oh, you assigned a Mystery Assignment!

by hi1923 October 17, 2022

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Subjective Assignment Theory

The theory that states that any subjective assignment (such as a book review) can be done without knowing what you are talking about (like writing a book review without reading the book).

Person 1: "Did you read the book and write the review?"

Person 2: "Nah. I'm not going to read the book; I'm just going to use Subjective Assignment Theory."

by bodfibodgjioqja November 18, 2011

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