assflap pants

The pants you see that one homeless guy on the A train in Chicago wearing. Oh, did I mention he smelled violently of spoiled milk and stale cumin?

"Did you smell that nigga on the train with the assflap pants? Homie was rank!"

by assholeripper69 August 13, 2022

Asslag

The greatest weapon used by Optimus Prime, the destroyer of internet connection.

Sorry man I couldn't clutch, it was the Asslag I swear!

by ClonkerDonker9000 March 23, 2023

Assflap Dicky Douche

Jen.

Jen is an assflap dicky douche.

by PL4TYPU5 December 6, 2023

Assflation

1. A rapid increase in the price of toilet paper, usually as a result of inflation.

2. To make one’s buttocks larger through surgical or other cosmetic means.

“Lisa was shocked by the assflation she recently observed while shopping for toilet paper at her local grocery store.”

by BuzzedCP October 26, 2025