asscrack sniffler

Somebody who prefers the smell of asscracks over all other smells.

That guy over there looks like a damn asscrack sniffler.

by Dr.Didget January 3, 2018

Asscrack Anthony

A guy whose buttcrack is always showing. The male version of a 'Buttcrack Betty'.

"Oh look at Asscrack Anthony over there...how does he not feel that!?"

by PlanetPeace June 23, 2022

mushy asscrack

A mushy asscrack is an asscrack thats not been cleaned, hairy, nasty. But delicious. Having a mushy asscrack is a lifegoal everyone should have.

1. DAMN. That nigga got the mushiest asscrack ive ever seen!

2. You right, i would love to get a taste of that mushy asscrack

by mushyasscracker January 3, 2019

asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.

Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.

by norman December 23, 2004

asscracking

An regular asswhomping only supersides

You going to get such an asscracking

by David Jacinto November 17, 2003

asscrack of texas

the area of deep south texas sandwiched between the real world and mexico.

If you live in the rio grande valley, you live in the asscrack of Texas.

by -dash- November 14, 2006

Asscracked

When your walking down the street and a chick with a nice ass walks by you and you turn around so fast you snap your neck getting a good look at her ass

Jimmy "hey did you see that hot lady yesterday"

Fred "yeah I got Asscracked looking at that girl"

by The3RDdimension July 3, 2014