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assurmom

A retort. Mostly used by CJBojangles.
CJBojangles: Bah! ASSURMOM!
by SJChatIcon April 4, 2005
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Puke-asaurus rex

Someone heavily inclined to vomit, usually from alcohol. To be a true Puke-asaurus rex the person must vomit on so many things that onlookers might find themselves impressed with both the breadth, color, and quantity or said vomiter.
"Ashlee, you are a Puke-asaurus rex, you projectile vomited on yourself, your bed sheets, comforter, bed spread, mattress, box spring, floor, and yourself. Maybe you should lay off anything cranberry and wear a bib for a while..."
by Wwhitn January 22, 2008
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mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.
1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.
by Al October 12, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

Of two warring factions, where one group strikes and the other retaliates with the same force, resulting in the obliteration of both.
"Speak of mutually assured destruction... nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!"
by Saucy September 2, 2003
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sex-asaurus

A large person used for sexual pleasuring. Synonoms: Easy, Loose, Pro bono prostitute
Monica Lewinsky is a sex-asaurus.
by Bob Jefferies October 8, 2003
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Asfar

A super cool friend who always helps you when you need them. A legit GOAT at any game he plays. Super buff and tough. Says a lot of bad words. But one of the kindest friends who will always stand up for you.
Not gonna lie, you almost as cracked as Asfarz
by Neowjkzz December 27, 2020
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Ashfur

to trap your ex and their kids in a fire.
person one: what ever happened to steph
person two: i heard she got ashfur'd
by bandit_husky April 21, 2022
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