Artemis

The best but fattest cat in the world, she tries to hunt but fails by giving up in about a minute, she then tries to eat your own foot and gives up with that too. She doesnt live up to her full name but none the less, shes pretty extraordinary!

"Did you just see Artemis' attempt to get that fly?!"

"yea too bad she failed!"

by Areeject October 19, 2011

artemism

An severe case of gas, due to a build up of bull shit.

"Oh man, I've got Artemism"

"Its the beans man"

by Awesome KVS October 28, 2013

Artemis

An adorable cavalier king charles spaniel. She is so loyal, sweet, fun, playful and brings joy to everyone! The thing is, she is stuck living with a fat and abusive man. The poor doggy needs to be rescued, someone save her :(

I love Artemis, but she needs to be free from her filthy owner.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

artemis fowl

The most confusing book I've ever attempted to read.

I read one page of that book and had to take a brain-break.

by Sydney January 11, 2005

artemis

A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.

artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

Artemis Fowl: The Trial of the Seven Thieves

The fifth installment in the award winning series Artemis Fowl. This book won the 2009 Cupachilli Award in the category of Outstanding Childrens Novel.

And the winner of the Cupachilli Award for Outstanding Childrens Novel goes to.....ARTEMIS FOWL: THE TRIAL OF THE SEVEN THIEVES!

by Nillypoo Shampoo June 11, 2009

artemisa

its me, im artemisa and i hate myself

“oh look its artemisa”

by scarramouches September 5, 2021