Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
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Argyle Redfield

A person who is doing a job only half way or in a different way than someone explains it.
Friend 1: Hey I told you to do paint the wall this way.
Friend 2: I wanted to do it a different way.
Friend 1: You need to stop being an Argyle Redfield.
by TBAM January 23, 2013
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ARGyle Name

A very non-creative name used in a fictional story or internet mystery.
The use of "Walten" in a story by MarTIN WALLs is an ARGyle Name if I've ever seen one.
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Shaun Argyle

A guy with the curlio side fringio also known as a pug looking mole with pubes coming out of it.He can be known as muffins. His hair is also used to strangle and rape little ranga kids called riddick feed the riddicks to elst (elstio side fringio his father).
oveR?clan: he killed Shaun argyle

I||I AU: nar it was just a rat with an afro
by overclan October 01, 2011
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