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I agree

On the internet, the two magic gateway words to porn.

Clicking a button or link that says "I agree" will let you enter a porn website under whatever conditions that you have "agreed" to (e.g. you are 18 or older).

It is supposed to be a deterrent to prevent minors from accessing pornography, often using scary-sounding words like "attest" and "perjury". But, like in the example below, it's rarely effective.
Mistress Victoria's Totally Kinky Bondage Site: "By clicking 'I agree' below, you hereby attest under penalty of perjury that you are at least 18 years of age or older, or that you are of the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and that pornography is legal in your area, and that you are not offended by hot kinky femdom porn, and that it is not considered obscene in your area, and that ...

16-year-old: "Yeah, yeah whatever. So if I click 'I agree' I get in right? Sweet!..." (Clicks on button)
by Kitsune188 April 13, 2006
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Nod and Agree

When you just nod your head yes, acting as if you care or understand what someone is telling you just to get them to shut up and go away
John: Damn here comes corey i dont wanna hear his shit

Shelby: just nod and agree and he will go away
by th3dud3 March 30, 2009
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Argee

For people that can't spell agree correctly.
Girl: I love watching videos on YouTube.

Boy: I argee with you.
by Matthew678 January 10, 2019
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Asgreen

Danish god.
Winner of the 2021 Ronde Van Vlaanderen, he made van der Poel look like a fool in the sprint. He's also a teammate of Lampaert, together they're called the best classics duo in cycling history.
Who's the best cobble cyclist in the world?
Lampaert?
Yes, but there's someone else as well.
Oooh you mean Asgreen?
Yes, Kasper Asgreen, he's the best together with Lampaert.
by Lampiegoat69 April 6, 2021
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Sheldon Agreement

A legal or binding agreement that describes a relationship between two or more entities, that takes into account every possible scenario or outcome, is extremely defined, articulate, diverse and all-encompassing, and provides clear consequences as a result of deviations from generally accepted guidelines, rules or methodologies.
Adam signed the Sheldon agreement, without reading the 200 page document, needed to buy a telephone.
by GMASS October 17, 2012
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agreeing machine

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.
1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!
by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011
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Agreetard

Someone who above all logical judgement, will always agree with his/her superiors for the purpose of kissing ass.
"Did you hear Adam just agree with Julian about the electricity being too heavy for that outlet?!?"
"Yeah, Adam is such an agreetard..."
by Spanky McSwizzlestick August 15, 2016
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