On the internet, the two magic gateway words to porn.
Clicking a button or link that says "I agree" will let you enter a porn website under whatever conditions that you have "agreed" to (e.g. you are 18 or older).
It is supposed to be a deterrent to prevent minors from accessing pornography, often using scary-sounding words like "attest" and "perjury". But, like in the example below, it's rarely effective.
Clicking a button or link that says "I agree" will let you enter a porn website under whatever conditions that you have "agreed" to (e.g. you are 18 or older).
It is supposed to be a deterrent to prevent minors from accessing pornography, often using scary-sounding words like "attest" and "perjury". But, like in the example below, it's rarely effective.
Mistress Victoria's Totally Kinky Bondage Site: "By clicking 'I agree' below, you hereby attest under penalty of perjury that you are at least 18 years of age or older, or that you are of the age of majority in your jurisdiction, and that pornography is legal in your area, and that you are not offended by hot kinky femdom porn, and that it is not considered obscene in your area, and that ...
16-year-old: "Yeah, yeah whatever. So if I click 'I agree' I get in right? Sweet!..." (Clicks on button)
16-year-old: "Yeah, yeah whatever. So if I click 'I agree' I get in right? Sweet!..." (Clicks on button)
by Kitsune188 April 13, 2006
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John: Damn here comes corey i dont wanna hear his shit
Shelby: just nod and agree and he will go away
Shelby: just nod and agree and he will go away
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Winner of the 2021 Ronde Van Vlaanderen, he made van der Poel look like a fool in the sprint. He's also a teammate of Lampaert, together they're called the best classics duo in cycling history.
Winner of the 2021 Ronde Van Vlaanderen, he made van der Poel look like a fool in the sprint. He's also a teammate of Lampaert, together they're called the best classics duo in cycling history.
Who's the best cobble cyclist in the world?
Lampaert?
Yes, but there's someone else as well.
Oooh you mean Asgreen?
Yes, Kasper Asgreen, he's the best together with Lampaert.
Lampaert?
Yes, but there's someone else as well.
Oooh you mean Asgreen?
Yes, Kasper Asgreen, he's the best together with Lampaert.
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Adam signed the Sheldon agreement, without reading the 200 page document, needed to buy a telephone.
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Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes
2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes
2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!
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"Did you hear Adam just agree with Julian about the electricity being too heavy for that outlet?!?"
"Yeah, Adam is such an agreetard..."
"Yeah, Adam is such an agreetard..."
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