antioxidantintoxicant

Fermented grapes aged in barrels that are capable of counteracting the damaging effects of oxidation in animal/human tissues while at the same time, mean to affect one temporarily with diminished physical and mental control by means of alcoholic influence, used especially to excite or stupefy.

She was done work for the day and couldn't handle anymore intellectual input, so she poured herself a glass of antioxidantintoxicants.

by krazyhousewife August 16, 2010

antioch

The best suburban city in Contra Costa County, part of the "925" and also known as Yoch and Anti-Yoch. Antioch's dramatic increase of African-American residents from Oakland and San Francisco has led Antioch to be affectionately nicknamed "New Oakland" but all Antioch residents know Antioch is 5,672,489,762,489 times better than Oakland could ever be. Home of Deer Valley High, and another lame high school called Antioch High. The students who attend the middle schools are all sluts and potheads, but Antioch can still get hyphy and be as ridiculous as any other major city. 94531/94509 are it's two zip codes.

Let's chill at the skate park afterschool.
Is that in Antioch?
Duh, across from Deer Valley, nigga.

by Yadiggamajig925? June 24, 2006

Antioch High School

Antioch High School.It's a very ugly and rundown school & a disgrace to the town.Most teenagers that go to that awful hell hole, are hellof ratchet, ghetto, ignorant, have no class, no manners, bad behavior, terrible attitude & don't know how to act in society .The students parents are most likely on welfare and use their checks buying them clothes, shoes, and accessories when they should be spending it on more important necessities because they know they're hellof broke but wanna act like their not by buying expensive clothing.AHS also has very low STAR testing scores due to most of the student bodies lack of knowledge & learning ability.36% of the student body either go to in a continuation school or drop out altogether.If that wasn't enough, even their sports teams perform poorly.The football team, cheerleaders, & their softball team seem to be the worst.Chlamydia is a very common STD to catch at that school.However,6 boys and girls were said to have Syphilis (look it up it's an STI) which could be a bit more dire.There was a rumor at DVHS, their more educated rival school, that people had AIDS or Herpes but all that was was a rumor taken out of proportion just to bash on the teens and the school. Just too conclude, the students at Antioch High aren't bad people.Just very poorly behaved, ignorant, ghetto, ratchet, classless, low live teenagers that only care about their image.Not all students at that school are like anything that's typed above.It's just the majority.

At Antioch High School all the girls are $2 dollar hoes & the guys wanna be something they're not.

by ThisTruthIsNotFake January 8, 2011

Antioch

A city in California. Many crack whores here dump their babies at the hospitals, intending to give them up for adoption and never seeing them again. They never try to get contact as the kid grows up because they're too fucked in the head with all of the drugs and booze. ANTIoch may seem like a quiet, nice, innocent and lovely little neighborhood, but in reality, it's a hellhole. Drug dealers, prostitution, stealing, violence, all kinds of shit. Fuck this place. Never trust it!

Jennifer's mom was a crack whore from Antioch, California who neglected her as an infant. After she crapped her kid out at the hospital, she left, never seeing her again. Her mom went back to the streets of good ol' Antioch and returned to her drug-dealin,' crack smokin,' one-night-standin,' self! Poor Jenny had to grow up knowing her mother was a druggie slut, so therefore, whenever she thought of Antioch, she immediately pictured a life of drugs, sex and violence.

by zetco September 30, 2006

Antionna

A light spirited intelligent girl. Beautiful eyes. Beautiful skin. Has Fun but sticks to the books. Will someday be a very wealthy person.

Antionna is going to be a fantastic doctor/lawyer

by HEY YOU … November 25, 2021

Antioch, IL

Antioch a northern town in Illinois. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!

Chicago Citizen:Hey guess what my brother just got back from college!

Antioch, IL. citizen: What? Whats college?

by Josh1320 January 17, 2008

antioch

(Referred to by King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Place of origin, of which the Holy Handgranade was made and obtained until used against the beast guarding the cave (of Kire Bannor) entrance (not just a rabbit).

Sir Galahad: "We have the Holy Handgranade."
King Arthur: "Yes of course, we'll use the Holy Handgranade of Antioch. Brother Maynard, please bring us the Holy Handgranade of Antioch."
::Die es Jesu domine, donne e is requiem::
Brother Maynard: "Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21"...

by MrObvious March 17, 2005