anti elf anthem

a kick ass song made by oxhorn

anti elf anthem :

Of all the men of Azeroth I must say,
That my least favorite race is the elf.
I'd rather have lunch with a fat ogre,
Than to spend one moment with an elf.
I'd rather take a slime to a homey pub,
Than to toast to an elf's health.
They tall and purple and all too skinny,
And of this you must be sure,
That elves are the sickliest things around,
And sadly there is no cure.

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet
.
I'd rather go fishing with Onyxia,
Than to go fishing with an elf.
I'd rather go swimming with a dead murloc,
Than boating with an ugly elf.
Their voices are fem and they don't resemble men,
They're bodies are void of hair,
And so I'm sure you can understand,
Why they give me such a scare.

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet.

Despite my better judgment,
I once went camping with an elf.
He stole my s'mores and dented my pots,
And made the campground smell.
Of lavender and rose buds,
Such nasty smells they be.
And so I threw him into the lake,
Then went and had some tea.
Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!

Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet.

by wwoollff March 3, 2011

4Kids National Anthem

One of the most forbidden videos known to the internet. It is a short made by 4Kids Entertainment that takes clips from the cartoons 4Kids shows on their channel, and somehow have the voices of those characters singing the National Anthem. This video is found to be an insult to America, 4Kids Entertainment, Anime, Cartoons, Earth, The Human Race, and much more. The mere mention of this video can scramble even the strongest minds. If you ever see a video starting out with cartoons characters in gold stars shooting onto an American Flag, and someone is saying "AND NOW THE STARS OF 4KIDS WILL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!", RUN! Get away from your computer, stop the video, click a link, ANYTHING!

Oh god! Its the 4Kids National Anthem! OH MY GOD MY BRAINS ARE MELTING!!!

by Splek February 19, 2009

Soviet Anthem

IMO, one of the most powerful national anthems of all time.

“I bought the Soviet Anthem from ITunes!”

by Draca2000 January 21, 2019

Party Rock Anthem

The song played at every school dance.

There's Party Rock Anthem again.

by Prof. Goldman December 16, 2011

Superi⭕️n Anthem

Walking the path of a Superion through the twists and turns of memories gone and those to come!
One thing guides us, anchors and forever binds us together in unity of purpose.
We walk this path hand in hand with each other, never leaving a Superion behind.
So when the storms of life rage with danger, threatening to sink our minds,
We do not fear, we do not shiver...
Rather our wills stay strong as we keep marching on..
Walking the path of a Superion is an art.
AN ART OF L⭕️VE!!!

Have you heard the Superi⭕️n Anthem?

by Superion February 9, 2021

Sapphic Boinking Anthem

Your favorite or most frequently played WLW sex song. The ultimate inspiration to please your girl that was also probably on your workout playlist from undergrad.

Kristen: "They were playing 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None the Richer in Homegoods again today... :/
Jamie: "Dude, I can't believe that's your sapphic boinking anthem."

by missthang10 March 1, 2023

ISU party anthem

A complete an utter embarrassing video attempting to portray the "ISU lifestyle." It is an embarrassing rendition of kids trying to be "college." What's really impressive is how the video on youtube filters out comments so that only the positive ones are displayed. I the guys who made the video are that cool they wouldn't have to filter out the negative comments. I hope for the sake of men everywhere the video is removed because its THAT embarrassing.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard that ISU party anthem yet?
Guy 2: Yeah I lost my manhood just by watching it!
Guy 3: Hey at least we go to ISU so were all jag offs anyways!

by Adam OMalley May 4, 2011