Bitch and a half

When something is so bad, that the word bitch cannot describe it. The bitchiness is overflowing.

Man 1 - Did you see the work my boss gave me today?
Man 2 - I know, that's going to be a bitch and a half

by Zack!!! June 12, 2008

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Douche and a half

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche, a douchebag, or even a douche canoe. 1 douche and a half = 50 douche canoes. Inspired by the M35 2-1/2 ton military cargo truck ("deuce and a half").

person 1: What's with the parade of douche and a halfs?
person 2: They want to make America great again.
person 1: Great for Putin?
person 2: Yeah, pretty much...and for late-night TV hosts.

by Sticknit2ya February 10, 2017

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Loser And A Half

Someone who is such a loser, that the term "loser" is no longer sufficient

James does blues and coke all day and somehow gets all the chicks. He is a loser and a half

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

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Three and a Half

The attractivenesses level of a woman, on a 1-10 scale. This is typically the type of broad who your friend picks up in the midst of a dry spell, and claims to not have had sex with her, rather, only letting her suck him off. But the truth is he had sex with her that night, and in the morning.

You- "Did you eat out that three and a half after she peed in the bushes outside the party last night?" Your Friend- "Nah man I just let her suck me off, and then I made her sleep in the floor."

by Speetastic May 16, 2011

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Bitch And A Half

A phrase used to show extreme distress during the course of doing something that requires mental or physical work. Can also be used as an Adjective to describe an act of physical or mental labor.

Karina: Javier, Why are you so tired?
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
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by Dr. Professor Javier IV January 7, 2015