A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.
by Randy McMarsh June 02, 2022
The act in which a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the significant other/maid.
by Justsarahash May 04, 2022
by Verdict is in June 03, 2022
Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.
by Dr Brown Eye June 16, 2022
Person 1: Bro did you hear what Amber Turd did today?
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...
by GrapeJuicey1 June 02, 2022
A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's
by URMOMISSUSSYAMONGUSඞඞඞඞඞඞURMOM June 16, 2022
by Cyclocrossbikes June 24, 2022