gorgeous Disney Channel actress best known for playing the loveable Keely Teslow on Phil of the Future; 1/2 of the pop singing duo Aly and AJ; actually talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing music, unlike the other blonde Disney Channel pop singers (see Hilary Duff, Ashley Tisdale, who are also likeable but not so musically gifted).
by Cecil F. November 27, 2006
Alyson Stoner is an American child actress, dancer and voice actor. She started out as the co-host of "Mike's Super Short Show". Her dancing abilities landed her a roles in Missy Elliot and Eminem videos as a backup dancer. She's also starred in the "Step Up" films as Channing Tatum's younger sister. She played Max on "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody". Alyson auditioned for the the role of Hannah Montana but lost to the less talented Miley Cyrus. She now plays Isabella on Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb, a cartoon which will hopefully be taken off the air soon. She will have a moderate role in the upcoming Disney movie "Camp Rock".
Person A: Alyson Stoner is such a good dancer. She defintely should've gotten the role of Hannah Montana.
Person B: I agree. If Miley wasn't the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, Alyson Stoner would've gotten the role for sure.
Person B: I agree. If Miley wasn't the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, Alyson Stoner would've gotten the role for sure.
by Black_Spade June 18, 2008
Alyson's are usually physco! They always crave attention. Be careful with Alysons because they become hella obsessed with you or anyone who associates with you. She uses sex and mental illness as a weapon.
by Slimthugyoungin November 07, 2015
An annoying dumbass who thinks she is so great but is a terrible actress and bad singer who got into Cowbelles because she is blonde and well-known from Phil of the Future. She isn't even pretty. And that AJ with her is annoying but not as bad as her. See teenybopper. Only stupid teenyboppers will ever like her. Emphasis on STUPID.
Alyson: I'm Alyson Michalka
Me: Oh, so you are that person on Cowbelles and Phil of the Future. In both you act like a spoiled brat who thinks she is so great but that is not acting. But for the parts that weren't like that your acting is SO fake. You can't even sing but they let you because you are famous. Go die.
Alyson: (confused) I'm so stupid and bratty I have never heard anything mean before. Since everyone loves me it must actually mean something nice. Thanks gullible adoring fan, I won't give you an autograph because I am ssooooo tired of being famous (not really, but I have to pretend like it because that is what all fabulous actresses like me do.
Me: You really are everything I called you.
Alyson: Thank you, but who said you have a right to talk to me?
Me: Definitely the stupid show-offy brat part.
Me: Oh, so you are that person on Cowbelles and Phil of the Future. In both you act like a spoiled brat who thinks she is so great but that is not acting. But for the parts that weren't like that your acting is SO fake. You can't even sing but they let you because you are famous. Go die.
Alyson: (confused) I'm so stupid and bratty I have never heard anything mean before. Since everyone loves me it must actually mean something nice. Thanks gullible adoring fan, I won't give you an autograph because I am ssooooo tired of being famous (not really, but I have to pretend like it because that is what all fabulous actresses like me do.
Me: You really are everything I called you.
Alyson: Thank you, but who said you have a right to talk to me?
Me: Definitely the stupid show-offy brat part.
by Carynne No. September 30, 2006
by Juiceboibs April 15, 2020
A sweet and fun person to be around she isn't shy and likes to take chances when she can, she's a little ninja one minute she will be there the next minute she will be up in a tree, look out for her speed especially when hunting, she is good with a knife,gun,or bow so don't underestimate her.
by MAl July 28, 2017
An outstanding beautiful girl with brown hair and blue eyes. She is the kindest person you will ever meet and also the prettiest. She excels in every single subject and is drop dead gorgeous. Cherish her as she will be the best friend you will ever have!
by Yenty December 08, 2023