Aluaye is a teddy bear of a human being disguised as a "big and bad" football player. His swagger may lead you to believe he has "all the hoes" and no feelings, but in reality he has a main who he has very intense feelings and love for. He disguises his feelings because they're not "cool" and it doesn't make sense for a football player to be soft.
Girl: "Oh he looks like a complete bad boy!"
Boy: "Nah he an Aluaye, he looks bad, but is actually soft."
Boy: "Nah he an Aluaye, he looks bad, but is actually soft."
by Joyful Blessings May 14, 2015
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One with aquaphilia may have fantasies about sexual encounters in these eviroments, or they can just become aroused by only the enviroment itself.
One with aquaphilia may have fantasies about sexual encounters in these eviroments, or they can just become aroused by only the enviroment itself.
"I thought my sexual feelings towards pools and bathtubs was extremely weird, but it turns out Aquaphilia is a real thing!"
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Function: noun
Etymology: Latin
Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom.
The obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.
Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes.
Not to be confused with shrinkage.
An excessively large penis can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.
Etymology: Latin
Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom.
The obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.
Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes.
Not to be confused with shrinkage.
An excessively large penis can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.
Mary: Hey Tom...Would you like to fuck me in this large body of water?
Tom: Gee Mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of Aquapenis known to man.
Mary: Shucks...I guess I’ll go ask Jerome instead.
Tom: Gee Mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of Aquapenis known to man.
Mary: Shucks...I guess I’ll go ask Jerome instead.
by OneLostChapter December 8, 2005
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