That irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom.
"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.
by Glokwerk July 21, 2006
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"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 15, 2004
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Get the Allegra mug.The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
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The meaning of allegiant in the book is the group that is against the factionless and want to go outside the fence it is also hated for SPOILER ALERT not ending in "gent",and killing tris.
(Allegiant also means loyal or faithful)
The meaning of allegiant in the book is the group that is against the factionless and want to go outside the fence it is also hated for SPOILER ALERT not ending in "gent",and killing tris.
(Allegiant also means loyal or faithful)
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1.an intelligent, artistic specimen who is far superior to all the dimwits in the world
2.a person who has a strong affinity for Harry Potter, Twilight, The Office, and Spring Awakening
1.an intelligent, artistic specimen who is far superior to all the dimwits in the world
2.a person who has a strong affinity for Harry Potter, Twilight, The Office, and Spring Awakening
1. Wow, Allegra created a magnificent piece of art! Plus she's incredible at Calculus and Chemistry!
2. That Allegra has read all of the Harry Potter and Twilight books, is in love with Jim Halpert, and won't stop singing 'The Bitch of Living'! Sheesh, what is wrong with her!
2. That Allegra has read all of the Harry Potter and Twilight books, is in love with Jim Halpert, and won't stop singing 'The Bitch of Living'! Sheesh, what is wrong with her!
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