He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.
by oliv oil April 26, 2021
Get the alastairmug. an extremely romantic gentlemen with an amazing body. will say something along the lines of "i'm jerking myself off so hard, just to see your tiddies because i wanna cum all over them. my hand is moving so fast right now," or maybe something like, "i'm gonna finger you so hard until you scream my name, then i'll pin you up against the wall and cum inside you." such a smooth talker 🥰
by ilovealastair😍😍😍 November 21, 2021
Get the alastairmug. Is a sweet gentle guy but also a pervert when he gets comfortable, has a nice cock and personality. Such a smart person, the kind of guy that you have to avoid too much contact to not fall in love bc you know he's lowkey more into sex than mutual affection
"i can't belive that im catching feelings for this guy, he got me so horny and confused"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
" girll he's such an Alastair"
by Dramaticdeer January 7, 2025
Get the Alastairmug. by Oh Yuuup October 18, 2018
Get the alastairemug. the most sick and twisted guy youll ever meet. threatens girls to get what he wants. genuinely awful person and lowk a pedo. thinks he's all that but deep down he knows he's horrible and deserves the worst in life
by sparklyunicornfarts May 7, 2025
Get the Alastairmug. “Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong “
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”
by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021
Get the Alastair taxmug. Alistairs tend to love sheep, they are protective of their spirit animal(sheep) and will twat whoever mocks sheep in the head. Alistairs even go as far as to obliterate other animals to protect his fondnes of sheep.
by Messageforme February 20, 2022
Get the Alastairmug.