by Dark Hex January 26, 2023

A person who is paid to agitate another person or other people. A paid agitator can also be politically or personally motivated.
Owen: Who is that person that drove me up the wall over cats?
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.
by vincentupsdellred August 23, 2018

by K0K1CH1_0UMA July 3, 2022

Kurdish male name. meaning brave.
Loving man, full of life. his eyes shine with their own light, with his smile giving reason to the world. faithful and unique, always present.
Loving man, full of life. his eyes shine with their own light, with his smile giving reason to the world. faithful and unique, always present.
Es: I love you Agit
by User170920 November 21, 2021

The crowd of inherently dumb protesters trying to push for solar energy thinking that it will magically solve all of the world's problems. They think solar energy is "free and clean" while in reality neither is the case and they don't care about researching on that matter because they think they are too smart to be educated by someone else. These people also think the only reason why the world relies on crude oil is because of some kind of deep conspiracy shit by them oil tycoons. They are somewhat different from the other environmental activists because you cannot use logic or reason to argue with Solex agitators because deep in their minds terms like practicality, feasibility, viability etc don't exist at all.
Reporter: Would you mind telling me what you guys are protesting about?
Protester: We want to shut down all nuclear, coal and hydro power plants immediately.
Reporter: If we do that then where would we get our electricity from?
Protester: From the sun, Duh!
Reporter: Get a load of these Solex Agitators.
Protester: We want to shut down all nuclear, coal and hydro power plants immediately.
Reporter: If we do that then where would we get our electricity from?
Protester: From the sun, Duh!
Reporter: Get a load of these Solex Agitators.
by Kachumber May 7, 2020

Person 1: you know the song with the line "allegro agitate?"
Person 2: you mean meltdown?
Person 1: yeah, it's my favorite song
Person 2: are you okay?
Person 1: no.
Person 2: you mean meltdown?
Person 1: yeah, it's my favorite song
Person 2: are you okay?
Person 1: no.
by Gggoldfishssh September 7, 2024

When you are agitated and irritable at the same time, and usually it's because each is the result of the other.
I woke up late because my alarm didn't go off, I dropped the coffee pot, and my car wouldn't start.... geez, I am so AGITABLE!
by Violet2580 March 22, 2011
