afternoon skank

usually an easy fuck from a coked out party whore or skank who has been up all night doing god knows what till the wee hours of the morning. an afternoon skank is ususally best around 12 noon after a few hits of G. bring a noseplug.

wheres johnny? oh hes just upstairs with that afternoon skank. whose callin next?

by r johnny 126 July 23, 2010

afternoon alder

A boner that comes around in the afternoon with a hard suprise.

Ahhh man dude, I have a afternoon alder and its a big one

by Bruhballs March 27, 2017

Afternoon Tea

A South Australian tradition. smoking weed between the hours of 1-4 (am or pm) and listening to afternoon tea by the kinks

"its afternoon tea time! lets rukkas the bong"

by dolar May 31, 2009

Afternoon Timber

Kind of like morning wood but in the after noon.

man i sure have a bad case of afternoon timber!

by *ayelmaos_in_spanish* October 26, 2015

afternoon mud moon

: to take a hot dump in the woods on a hike and have your closest friends cheering you on., (must use clothing to wipe your ass)

Paul took a afternoon mud moon in the woods and everyone cheered

by bisq May 20, 2019

Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight
The Starland Vocal Band

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Repeat chorus.

Ron Burgundy was enjoying an afternoon delight with the lady of the house when Brick sprang up from under their floor panels.

by Gojiman December 29, 2007

Afternoon Delight

An "Afternoon Delight" is a code word for intimacies during one's lunch break, a phrase made popular by The Starland Vocal Band, with these lyrics "Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight."

Jim went to Jane's apartment on his lunch break for an Afternoon Delight.

by Frederick F. October 23, 2005