affidavit

A written declaration made under oath before a notary public or other authorized officer

The Game's "We Ain't"

Eminem says:
"...For the day that they got them affidavits waiving in my face..."

by Theik December 12, 2005

Affirmative Action Harris

Kamala Harris is an Affirmative Action VP! She was the most hated candidate of any politicians running & did not get a single delegate, dropping out before the debate in her home state of California to save the embarrassment! Joe Biden ended up winning the democrat nomination and because Donald Trump is an unbeatable candidate, the deep state & Obama’s Shadow government needed a way to make it appear as if Joe Biden isn’t racist due to all his racial slurs like “I don’t want my kids going to school in a racial jungle” when talking about desegregation of schools & giving the eulogy for a former KKK chapter leader & calling him a great friend and mentor (Robert Byrd in 2010) , So to to change the narrative that Basement Joe isn’t a racist corrupt pedophile, they needed to choose a black female as his running mate! So Kamala Harris won that role! So being that she was selected simply because she is black & not a single person voted for her, she is the first Affirmative Action Vice President! She did not earn her spot with votes but rather Affirmative Action because she was added at the last min to keep doing nothing to earn the black vote! Because as Joe said “You ain’t black if you vote for Trump”

Hey did you see that new Affirmative Action Harris memorial in DC they put up!

Yes, they call it a glass breaker being that she is the first Black Vice President. But I am not sure why they did affirmative action for her, because he parents owned slaves! Our government is seriously fucked!

by Jeffrey Epstein & Friends March 19, 2021

affirmations

n.

Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.

In the old SNL sketch, "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley", he would look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021

affirmitive action

This term refers to the practice of hiring minority races over white races, even if the white applicant is more qualified. The idea behind this is that minorities (mainly those of African descent) were oppressed and this is one way for the government to make ammends. Obviously the repercussions are serious for example hiring a less qualified applicant in the medical field. Also this idea itself could be considered racist, what is more derogatory than saying that minorities need be hired first regardless of merits as if they do not have merits!!! Many people haved sued for reverse discrimination saying that the most qualified applicant no matter what should have the job in question. Also because this is a racial issue most people tend to overlook the fact this is another way for the government to exercise control over businesses in the private sector.

I have a PhD (doctorate) in Physcis and applied for a teaching position at a local high school, but because of affirmitive action a person with only a Bachelors degree was hired.

by Chad Pelligra December 15, 2008

cuckold affirmation

An event held by a woman who practices cuckoldry. This event is generally composed of a cuckold affirmation ceremony which has vows and rings or jewelry exchange. Typically there is some type of after-party and then a "Cuckymoon"

Betty has been cuckolding her husband Ken for several years. She loves her husband but find him to be sexually inadequate or boring. Betty has a boyfriend Tom and decides that she wants to make her status as a cuckoldress "official".

Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.

On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.

by pussy whipped husband - Steve May 26, 2007

affifa

Affifa is a smart , attaractive , organized, pious, girl with silky hair on top and anger on her nose but seeking love with delicacy and grace.

oh how organized its obviously Affifa

by Haadi June 27, 2016

Life Affirming Shit

Life Affirming Shit (LAS)
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.

The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.

When your colon gives an extra 20%

AM. Whats up BP. You goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!

BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.

AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 22, 2016