Achilles

Achilles was a Greek warrior in the Trojan war. He liked to have gay anal sex with his cousin, Patroclus. This means that Achilles was not only one of the first gays, but also history's first redneck. One day, Hector, some Trojan dude, killed Patroclus. Achilles was pissed off and challenged Hector to a duel. In the duel, Hector slipped on one of Achilles' tubes of anal lube and got a concussion and died. Achilled then tied Hector dead body to the back of his chariot and rode it around the city of Troy and back to the Greek camp, where he had violent homosexual sex with it. As you could imagine, Achilles liked 'em messy. Anyway, a few years later, Troy had this foreign exchange student from Ethiopia named Memnon. Achilles killed Memnon because he was racist and was actually the first person ever to say the n-word. A while later, Achilles was shot by this guy Paris in a manner similar to how Lawrence King was murdered in California. The Day of Silence 1200 BC was dedicated in his honor.

Achilles was definately a raging homosexual

What kind of bitch dies from getting shot in the heel?

Hector would kick the shit out of Achilles, the only reason Achilles won was because Hector felt bad for hitting a homo

by Konages April 11, 2009

Achilles ball-sack

refers to guy whose only weakness is is scrotal area.

Guy 1: Dude, Molly will fight you!
Guy 2: Hell naw! She fights like a hamster! Can't touch me! 'Cept if she goes for my balls....
Guy 1: Haha gotta protect that Achilles ball-sack!

by HamstaTamer March 1, 2011

achilles-patroclus

The famous gay love between the Greek soldier Achilles and his comrade Patroclus. Achilles tried to kill Homer to avenge Patroclus' death.
Refers to any gay love between to cool dudes.

Man, Steve and Kevin are way to badass to be gay!
No dude, they have an achilles-patroclus thing going on.

by CCloud November 14, 2013

Achillis

He is the best guy in te world.
He have the biggest cock in the world.
Every girl wont him because he is 🥵.

Achillis

by Afhaling met pizza November 23, 2021

chili-achilles

Someone who has a severely low tolerance for anything spicy

Should i make Felicia's curry extra spicy?
Goodness gracious no, she's a complete chili-achilles and will regret it in the morning!

by Scintitillating June 29, 2010

The Achilles Tender

The phenomenon resulted from the inability to dip a complete or partially consumed chicken tender, nugget or other finger food completely into the selected sauce entirely without completely letting go of said food.

Hey what’s the name of that thing you thought of?

The Achilles Tender. It’s when you can’t dip your food 100% in the sauce without letting go of it

by RuggedlyHandsomeBoi June 20, 2021

Achilles complex

To have a Achilles complex is to wish or bring about death to those who have seen you at your weakest or have humiliated you in anyway.

A mild complex would just have you hate these peoples very existence but not necessarily wish for their death.

Taken from the character Achilles de Flandres from the popular book " Ender's Shadow" by Orson Scott Card

Someone sees you fail at something, you wait for them to be alone and no one sees the again, as they've seen you at your weakest, and your Achilles Complex has come into play

by Chawk June 2, 2009