Apysmal

Something so intellectual or geeky that it is not attractive to anyone or anything

1. Did you just program wordle onto your graphing calculator? Now that’s apysmal.
2. See those apysmals over there? Yeah, they think they’re Enstein or smth.

by PizzaPotatoFan December 12, 2023

Abyssal Void Hypothesis

The ultimate cosmic shrug: the theory that everything—all matter, energy, laws of physics, and your crippling existential dread—sprang from and will eventually collapse back into a fundamental, primordial nothingness. This isn't just empty space; it's the active, generative Void, the blank canvas before the paint, the silence before the note. It's the source code of reality where logic and causality themselves are just temporary applications. The hypothesis suggests our universe is a temporary fluctuation, a brief pattern of something interesting happening in an eternal, indifferent Abyss that doesn't care we're here and will inevitably forget we ever were.

Example: "My therapist asked about my nihilism. I explained the Abyssal Void Hypothesis: 'The universe is a campfire in an infinite, cold desert. The flames—stars, life, love—are beautiful, but they're just a temporary arrangement of wood borrowed from the desert. The fire will die, the wood will return to sand, and the desert, which was always there, won't even notice the warmth is gone.' She billed me for the hour but wrote 'existential' in her notes."

by Dumu The Void February 1, 2026

Abyssal Hayashi

A boy failure vtuber who somehow funded by the government

person 1: "Hey, who he"

person 2: "Oh thats abyssal hayashi, he your average boy failure"

by user33498364i364 November 5, 2025