Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

Pro-abortion

The belief that people should have access to abortion services. To be pro-abortion is to believe that people have the ability to decide what is best for them and their pregnancies including ending them if need be. Pro-abortion does NOT mean that abortion is the answer for every pregnancy.

Ashley: Personally, I think everyone should have access to abortion services.
Judy: I don't. I'm pro-life.
Ashley: No you're not. You're anti-abortion and I'm pro-abortion.

by WeAreProAbortion June 11, 2018

Duluth Abortion

The act of giving birth directly into Lake Superior from atop the Lift Bridge.

The other day I was in Canal Park and this lady was having a Duluth Abortion in plain daylight. The baby struggled for damn near 20 minutes.

by Duluth Terminology Branch March 10, 2008

Post-Labor Abortion

Murder.

I'm gonna give that dickhole a post-labor abortion.

by dick4u September 20, 2009

Tennessee Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of a bear.

"If Roe v. Wade gets repealed, so long as we have Grizzly bears you can still get a Tennessee abortion."

by Reagan Reagan Reagan March 29, 2007

ABUTION

A form of abuse indicated by physical scars or bruises.

#1: Dude, did you see that big black bruise on her thigh?
#2: Yea, man. I think she's a victim of abution.

by dspky July 7, 2010

Walking Abortion

Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.

That guy Joe is the literal definition of a walking abortion

by PickleSniffer69 July 16, 2021