The attempt to clap in applause at some event but very few people, if any, follow your lead. This can also apply to the related scenario when one tries to lead out in a clapping rhythm at some musical event or figure skating competition but also fails to gain a following.
"After my last clap abortion at the downtown rally, I've decided to call it quits. It's just too embarrassing."
by GarthF February 8, 2006
Get the clap abortion mug.The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019
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You know how you get baby fever when you look at a cute baby, imagine the opposite, that's abortion fever.
by nikanat May 20, 2020
Get the abortion fever mug.slang/abbreev (abbreviation): n. abortion
typically used by sorority girls or other vacuous demographics who watch a lot of reality television
typically used by sorority girls or other vacuous demographics who watch a lot of reality television
"Tiffany told me that, like, by the third time, having an aborsh is practically like totally second nature."
by pwinz December 22, 2008
Get the aborsh mug.An “Abortlet” is a fetus that has been aborted, unsuccessfully.
Sir, Please can you get your “Abortlet” off the carpet, it’s leaking.
“Life will find a way.” -Jurassic Park
Sir, Please can you get your “Abortlet” off the carpet, it’s leaking.
“Life will find a way.” -Jurassic Park
by SpanishArmada March 24, 2021
Get the Abortlet mug.A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.
(stab! stab! stab!)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(stab!)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(slice!)
ohhhargghhmpppphh
Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!
GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(stab!)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(slice!)
ohhhargghhmpppphh
Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!
GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.
by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013
Get the Game of Thrones Abortion mug.When a woman is pregnant but her husband is too addicted to Fortnite to care about her so she gets and abortion and a divorce.
Wife: Honey we need to sit down to talk.
Husband: I can't my squad is almost winning.
Wife: You're so antisocial!
Husband: I'm playing with my squad and you're alone at the table so who's antisocial?
Wife: It's gonna be abortnite.
Husband: I can't my squad is almost winning.
Wife: You're so antisocial!
Husband: I'm playing with my squad and you're alone at the table so who's antisocial?
Wife: It's gonna be abortnite.
by Zipdox October 12, 2018
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