Abominable Snowball

A sex act in which someone ejaculates into another person's mouth. That person then holds the ejaculate in their mouth for a period of time for no less than 1 hour. After the period of time has passed and the saliva/semen mixture has stewed in their mouth, this person then kisses another and forces the mixture into another person's mouth.

Dave: I picked Dina up for dinner last night, but she gave me the strangest kiss before we left. I think she was eating soup or something before hand, it was so salty.

Greg: Dina? She blew me yesterday afternoon. You think it was an abominable snowball?

Dave: Well fuck, that's the third time this month.

by Son of Stone November 2, 2013

abominable snowhand

A variation of the stranger, but instead of sitting on your hand to lose feeling you stick it in snow, ice, or the freezer. Also referred to as "The Icehand Cometh"

When Sophie dumped Joey on the top of Mt. Everest, the only thing he could do to numb the pain was give himself an abominable snowhand.

by weinerburg January 26, 2017

god's abomination

A derogatory yet truthful term for gingers, peoples of which have no soul. As in South Park where Eric Cartman calls the ginger kids God's Abomination.

"Ed, you spud eating mic, you know you're God's Abomination with all that red hair, pale skin, not to mention RPH."

by theSWAMP November 9, 2009

abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

abominable penis

When one's man tool or chicken is so massive that it hangs out of one's pants and drags accross the floor leaving a trail of blood and blistering the head and shaft.

"That dude had an abominable penis?"

by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005

Abominable Snowman

When an individual (male of female) rubs their hands down with ice until freezing cold. They then proceed to give a hand job to their unsuspecting victim.

Shelly gave Mark and abominable snowman last night. Oh shit does he have frostbite?

by iamzepie March 28, 2010

abominable snowman

verb: When you finish in your hand, then subsequently toss it in your face. Most times it is accompanied by a frightening facial expression and/or a loud grunt.

I totally abominable snowmanned this chick the other day in a fuddrucker's bathroom, she freaked out.

by GetThatNut August 17, 2010