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Shake a Tower

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A phrase coined by none other than yours truely in 2023 for "taking a shower," created by swapping the first syllables of the first and last words on accident.
(After Gym)
Tyrone Joeson: John, are you ready for that math test?
John Sears: I'm 'anna go shake a tower real fast for good luck.
Tyrone Joeson: Go get 'em Johnny boy!
by TheChickenGamerz February 23, 2024
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January second. National walk around in a towel day.
Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.
by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>
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Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)
I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.

You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!
by Vladimir Poopin February 10, 2019
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Masterbation, to Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. I.E. Jizz
by Richierd April 10, 2011
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Son of a tea towel

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A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
by al00f March 19, 2010
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