pushing a snake

vulgar slang--taking a shit

Dad was grunting on the toilet while trying to push a snake.
Dad grunted in the bathroom while pushing a snake.

by TammyTime1991 April 9, 2015

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022

Tagged like a snake on a fiddle

A term used when ones enemy is injured drastically. Implying injury or attack. The snake > the fiddle.

Wetdog (-*-) exlzzghost
Wetdog (-*-) eshawn
ew4r |=- Wetdog

(dead)Wetdog: OMG HES TAGGED LIKE A SNAKE ON A FIDDLE

by lawlerskeetskeet July 15, 2006

shaving a snake

doing something that you know will not turn out well.

Bill: I heard tom was going to have sex with karen tonight.

Billy:doesn't she have an STD?

Bill:yeh, man he's totally shaving a snake.

by abeastnamedpoague March 6, 2010

Slippery As A Snake

When the cock is covered with saliva or jizz and its too slippery to hold

"Man, Tim was very slippery last night. He was as slippery as a snake!"

by Jestooslippery March 29, 2012

what a snake

suck my ass
suck my cock
pela me la verga

aye!! you know what you should do?? you should what a snake!!

by blur trikzz September 7, 2016

slither like a snake

a phrase often used in cyber sex

"i want to slither like a snake into your cove"

by JEWRON January 25, 2007