drown a hamster

To have one's panties get so wet from being excited that you would be able to drown a hamster

Kelly got so turned on by Damian that you could drown a hamster in her panties

by Queen_of_chaos October 24, 2014

Hung Like a Hamster

Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.

Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!

by Thecorrectdefine-r May 14, 2011

Hung Like a Hamster

When a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. When said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

Tip: This term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with "Hey ladies, I have good game!" See: I Have Good Game here on Urban Dictionary for more details.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Thats neat.
Dude 1: No seriously, I have good game!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

by Coolguy172 June 23, 2006

a squirrel in a hamster wheel

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off

if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!

by Uncle Dimma November 3, 2019

A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).

"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."

by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022

Tore a Hamstring

Another term for being a pussy.

“C’mon man I tore a hamstring”

“What a pussy”

by Clee Toris July 25, 2024

sumthin bout a hamsamich

To fill in a sentence,when there are no other words to describe the current situation. It is also commonly used to change the subject from the main point of of the conversation as a way of "getting out of the hot seat."

Person a: person b,when are you going to give me gas money?
Person b:huh?
person a: Huh!
person b: sumthin bout a hamsamich...
person a :o.0???
person b: =P
person a: Whatever man, just give it to me when you got it i guess...
person b: haha =)... ight den, i got u doe.
person a: yep.

by batsauce March 1, 2009