Captain Smash-A-Ho

The complete polar opposite of a Captain Save-a-ho. Usually just smashes the ho and doesn't buy her gucci bags and fancy dinners. Usually if lucky, the ho gets a happy meal and a newport.

Tyrese: Ayo ma dude, are you gunna captain save a ho that alexa rae ho? she was feelin you ma dude.
Laquam: Na yo, i just had to Captain Smash-A-Ho and didn't even give her a ride home
Tyerese: Thats grimey ma nigga
Laquam: Na ma dude, I gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a nigga was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets

by XCMMX May 8, 2009

Captain Save a Ho

A guy who will butt in and stop a man from beating a woman. This definition predates E-40's song, as I heard it directly from a Crip who used the term back in the 1980's to talk about how he used to stop dudes from beating on their wives and girlfriends if he thought the situation was getting way out of control, where someone would get killed.

That dude was like captain save a ho on the block, always interrupting anytime a man started slapping his girl around too much.

by pobro January 6, 2012

Captain save a Ho

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl February 28, 2004

spiderman a ho

The act of ejaculating on a girls face so much and in all different directions that it appears to be a spiderweb. Sometimes leading to the girl saying "I CAN'T SEE!!!" or "IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!"

I had been backed up for so long that when i finally got some, i had to spiderman a ho.

by dazo5 November 2, 2007

captain save a ho

the super hero persona of harry from the show thumbs up season 3. in episode 14 harry beat up an abusive pimp and in episode 15 he is given the name captain save a ho.

pimp beats on girl, captain save a ho beats on pimp

by dude4848 February 14, 2012

Stevie Wonder a ho

Much like 'Supermaning a ho', the male cums in the females eyes after she falls asleep so that in the morning she cannot open her eyes.

"Does Rick James hafta Stevie Wonder a ho?"

by Lease September 26, 2008

Captain Save a Ho

Someone that comes in when a girl is way drunk and saves them from passing out and trys to make out with them.

Shaniqua was about to pass out and Damien saved her and ate her vagina.

by Fat Shaw May 13, 2005