belgium

A certain country.
That made the EU.

Person 1: Hey bro! Where you going man?
Person 2: Belgium
Person 1: Not my bro anymore bro

by ihhqwe February 22, 2017

belgium

An inappropriate word that you must never say to someone that is not from Earth; somewhere along the lines of the word "fuck", but worse.

"Shut up and go to belgium!"

"Get that belgium out of here, he's pissing me off."

by Anonymous 42 February 22, 2008

belgium

A place where people milk cats.

"There is nothing more grey and uninspiring than the great cat dairies of Liege"

"Why do Belgians have small hands?"
"Why? To milk cats of course."

"Don't ask what makes the chocolate of Belgium so tasty"

by SamOfDelaware December 09, 2007

Belgium

Small European country, capital Antwerpen. In the Northern part of Belgium is the city Brussel (= in English Brussels), where the European government debates about boring stuff.

The Northern half of Belgium speaks a form of Dutch called "Vlaams" (= Flamish), the less developed part, the southern part, speaks French.

Belgium is located South of The Netherlands.

by Jafje May 06, 2007

belgium

Piss-poor, tiny, flat, featureless piece of shit country in Europe with crap weather, crap food and is full of perverts.

fuck Belgium and its ugly-ass women and pissy beer

by Z_e_D April 09, 2006

Belgium

The capital of France.

Belgium is in Europe.

by demoncleaner May 21, 2008

Belgium

The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.

French people, the butt of the world's jokes, think of le Belgique as idiots.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004