A person who goes to Churchy and shags animals especially dogs up the butt. Zoomers are known to have a lot of money and shag eachother when there isnt a hairy animal in sight.
ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! haha look at that ZOOMER! yo that ZOOMER just shagged that poor little puppy. Yo ZOOMER i bought ya a puppy.
by dominic October 9, 2004

by ZOOMER GANG March 23, 2021

by Professor W December 11, 2007

by THONGDADDYFLASH June 7, 2005

n. Instance in which one accidentally inhales a small piece of Marijuana whilst smoking a cigarette of said substance.
by Lguilford February 12, 2007

Example 1:
Kid: "You use Discord?"
Kid 2: "No, I use Zoom."
Kid: "OK ZOOMER."
Example 2:
Teacher: "If there's Baby Boomers, then there's Zoomers!"
Students: (*cries internally, screams internally*)
Kid: "You use Discord?"
Kid 2: "No, I use Zoom."
Kid: "OK ZOOMER."
Example 2:
Teacher: "If there's Baby Boomers, then there's Zoomers!"
Students: (*cries internally, screams internally*)
by HachiXD October 20, 2020

Popular nickname for members of Generation Z that incidentally also plays on the name of the online video chat service Zoom, one that many Zoomers famously used for school and university classes during the coronavirus.
Emily: Do you remember back in High School when we had classes on Zoom because of the pandemic?
Jacob: Yeah, we're such Zoomers.
Jacob: Yeah, we're such Zoomers.
by yjonas May 8, 2020
