Zonies

Short for calzone, essentially breaded crack.

I'd like to order a couple of buffalo zonies, no bleu.

by ThePooper December 1, 2010

zentie

A person that never gets sad or mad. She/he always sleeps during class and make people laugh with her/his jokes.
And sometimes crazy.

(Zentie) a person who is lazy

by Happy_eve January 13, 2018

zonkienuts

It is either one of two things!!!
1. The shit that is stuck on your ass hair that dried out and hanging

2.the period blood that that dried out on your Virginia hair (pubes)

I would like to eat your zonkienuts

Can we please have a zonkienut salad

Oooo look at your moms zonkienuts it looks like raisins

by Jimboslice994 October 31, 2019

zootiez

zootiez can be referred to as a dank marijuana strain typically consumed while in bed a with a sexual partner

ex. “puffin on zootiez and she calling me daddy”

- Future

by sean wilson April 28, 2022

Zooties

All Substances that get you fucked up (weed, alcohol, etc.)

I got all the zooties on deck tonight!

by Newkidtr June 29, 2018

Zontre

A usually dramatic person. He is very popular,and loves being around people. Very Scrawny. A bit crazy,but is friends with almost everyone.

person:hes starting some drama
person 2:because he is zontre

by lexi.copeland13 August 17, 2011

Zonie

To receive or perform the act of fellatio while the mouth of the performing party is full of some sort of saucy Italian dish. The dish in question may be - but is certainly not limited to - the act's namesake: the calzone.

Bro: "Hey, I heard that your date went well last night."
Dude: "Ya bro, she went straight from dinner to giving me a zonie."

by teh zonie'd March 14, 2011