Zombie Try 

Phrase used to express the poor quality of the attempt (short use: zt)

Very bad pass, a goal due to a very simple mistake. It wasn't necessary, it was a zombie try.

Zombie Try by emrethelad99 October 6, 2021

Zombie Profile 

A personal profile that is no longer active or does not interact with others on a website. Websites often display these to artificially inflate their membership numbers. For example on a dating website someone who has not logged in for months or on a social media website someone who may be deceased.

I joined match.com but people don't pay for membership or haven't logged in for months so its mostly zombie profiles.

Zombie Profile by Wordiculous February 26, 2020

Zombie rod 

When a male has too many ejaculations in a short period of time. Eventually the glans (mushroom tip) will have a numb and pins and needles feeling. Erections at this point are like soggy macaroni. To rigidity or stiffness happening.

After an afternoon marathon of spanking the ham, I got a bad case of zombie rod.

Zombie rod by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

myspace zombie

A myspace zombie is niether living nor dead, existing solely to check their comments every five seconds.

Julie is such a myspace zombie, she just checks her comments all day.

myspace zombie by julieroxurworld September 23, 2008

Zombie Joint 

A joint that you have put inside of a typical metal pipe, then smoke out of the pipe until the whole joint is douched in resin. Can smoke up to an hour.

Zombie joints have a really scary high

Zombie Joint by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016

Zombie turtle 

This phrase is a humorous description of something painfully slow.

Gaaawd, the waiter is moving like a Zombie turtle!

Zombie turtle by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021