zidane

Large or growing bald spot on usually occurring on back of head.

Damn, John your zidane is getting bigger everyday!

by charith June 3, 2005

Zidane

The ZIDANE is the latest in explosive sexual techniques, where one partner lies on top of the other's back and places their head in between the buttocks of the other partner. The head is then pushed as hard as possible into the dirty starfish until the partner lying face down screams out "you DIRTY terrorist!!", which indicates that the Z spot was hit. This move is also called the "Head2Butt", and can be used as a noun or a verb.

Noun usage: Howie knew he performed the Zidane magnificiently when Cecil yelled out "you mother fucking DIRTY terrorist!!" while sweating from his teeth.

Verb usage: Howie opened his buttcheeks with his sweaty palms in anticipation of being Zidaned by Cecil.

by ChathamChewy August 21, 2006

Om Zidane

Om Zidane is an egyptian slang word that translates to {Thot} or {Whore}.
It is used as an insult most of the time.

Person 1: Look at that girl over there...ughh I hate her
Person 2:Yeah, she's such an Om Zidane

by urabnndicktionator September 14, 2019

Zidane

To head butt someone with extreme force

I will "zidane" you so hard that you will fall to the ground

by ilikepiealot December 16, 2008

zdance

a sezual dance performed as a mating call

The volleyball team was doing zdance.

by afiler October 5, 2013

zidane

A great soccer player. However, in the World Cup 2006, he hit an Italian players chest and received a red card. A bright career ended with a worst note ever. He retired in an upset wa

Zidane is a French soccer player

by trang July 11, 2006

zidane

Don't let all those "Zidane is a Genome" losers fool you. Zidane is really a monkey.

Zidane is SUCH a monkey.

by hay thear October 4, 2003