Zeus

A Thot

He slept with another woman. Oh another Zeus.

by poopysnoopy June 13, 2018

Zeus

A cool way to say juice.

Oi, pass that glass of orange zeus.

by Gemy.D.Rogers October 20, 2022

zeus

To have sex while your pubic hair is shaved in a lightning-bolt pattern, especially in a way that causes uncontrollable spasms upon thrusting.

My vag is sore; you shouldn't have zeused me so hard!

by TheSoftSkeleton April 27, 2008

Zeus

Brand name of a type of butane canister, used to refill butane lighters...It has around eight different-colored nozzle tips included in the cap fer use in virtually all butane lighters...Found a niche in the teen gas huffing scene...The brown tip was the fi-ya!

Don't bogart that Zeus, my friend...Pass it over to me...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Zeus

Zeus, lord of all greek gods; and all time chubbo. Zeus lay around eating cheeseburger and lightning fries. Zeus is also the gay pc hacker that has red spots on his ass and plants viruses in pc's while blowing his ass off with a monster case of diarhorea. Zues, is also the all time champion of thing thing.

Zeus: Hey hades!
Hades: WHAT?!
Zeus: Wanna play thing thing? I bet i can beat you.
Hades: Hmmmm, yeh sure.
Zeus: Actually, on second thoughts no. MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!

by OH GOD I NEED A CRAP! May 10, 2009

zeus

The all around perfect butt for a female

woah dude look at that zeus... wow man mad zeus alert.

by Au_glover13 April 26, 2011

Zeus

When you bang a girl so hard you get a shock from the friction, and an explosion occurs inside her. This is how the majority of women end up in wheelchairs.

You should of seen it. I Zeus the shit out of that girl last night. Then had to take her to the hospital.. she didn't make it.

by thekillertickler November 1, 2011